December is bad for relationships...

SOO heres the sitch (situation) . Im peacefully walking on the main beach. All's good all's well when suddenly ,BOOM!, this hot hot hot girl walks past in a bikini too small for her and she is like a 32D at least u just recover from that sudden moment of "WOW!! Marry me ! ag i wanna touch them" and u tell yourself "hey! u have a girlfriend" when another one walks past. like really no visible flaws. :) ... So from now on guys.

• when going to the beach take your girlfriend with.
• dont wear sunglasses
• have a towel ready

also its kind of lust looking at girls so go after 11 at night when the last pretty girl leaves...



then there is the Miss JBay in bikini awards... avoid them if possible... also very bad for relationships... it is like when ur relationship is fire and u splash water on it by going to the beach...well that contest is like pouring a ton of sand on your little fire... luckily i missed it this year... luckily : /

Annual Hippocrates awards

2011 hypocrite winners!

The end of the year is upon us and so are the annual hypocrisy awards (AHA for short) . Now there were many nominations this year. Tami and Grassie and Lisa, I mean nobody tuned Grassie and vrying isn't one sided. The second nominee is the teachers and staff of Nico Malan, they are constantly late or don't even show up,they don't walk in the lines! They are really like the ANC; above the law. Oh and the most hypocritical thing that all the teachers do; they all, every last one, talk in class! How's that ey? Bitches be trippin. Now our final hypocrite for this year is not even necessary cause obviously the teachers win! Well done! Your prize is in the mail... Well that's a wrap for the AHA this year keep looking out for hypocrites and let me know :)