December is bad for relationships...

SOO heres the sitch (situation) . Im peacefully walking on the main beach. All's good all's well when suddenly ,BOOM!, this hot hot hot girl walks past in a bikini too small for her and she is like a 32D at least u just recover from that sudden moment of "WOW!! Marry me ! ag i wanna touch them" and u tell yourself "hey! u have a girlfriend" when another one walks past. like really no visible flaws. :) ... So from now on guys.

• when going to the beach take your girlfriend with.
• dont wear sunglasses
• have a towel ready

also its kind of lust looking at girls so go after 11 at night when the last pretty girl leaves...



then there is the Miss JBay in bikini awards... avoid them if possible... also very bad for relationships... it is like when ur relationship is fire and u splash water on it by going to the beach...well that contest is like pouring a ton of sand on your little fire... luckily i missed it this year... luckily : /

Annual Hippocrates awards

2011 hypocrite winners!

The end of the year is upon us and so are the annual hypocrisy awards (AHA for short) . Now there were many nominations this year. Tami and Grassie and Lisa, I mean nobody tuned Grassie and vrying isn't one sided. The second nominee is the teachers and staff of Nico Malan, they are constantly late or don't even show up,they don't walk in the lines! They are really like the ANC; above the law. Oh and the most hypocritical thing that all the teachers do; they all, every last one, talk in class! How's that ey? Bitches be trippin. Now our final hypocrite for this year is not even necessary cause obviously the teachers win! Well done! Your prize is in the mail... Well that's a wrap for the AHA this year keep looking out for hypocrites and let me know :)

Peoples opinions

At school i have seen the thing that kids fear most is rejection... That goes with embarrassment, opinions, anything that will make them feel like they are not 'in' with their friends.

OVERRATED! is what i think. Why do you care if one or two little kids think you are not super groovy. Their are so many kids that cant stand being around me. They  say i walk funny or I make loads of lame jokes (Whats ironic?? IRON!!! hahaha) anyway i get tuned a lot but seriously who gives a shit what people think? Really are you gonna  let some kids rule your life with their remarks? Now i know this may be hard but their is one phrase you can use in times of hesitation or indecision now this was said by american actress and singer Liza Minnelli, she said "Balls tou you sir!!" now this can be used when responding to girls too... Here's a scenario: Im walking down the hall and a random guy says "David your hair is so short you dont suit it" il simply say "Balls to u sir!!" and walk away or if a girl says "david you walk real up-straight" all you need to reply is "i respect your opinion but BAlls To yOu Mam!!" If You think my blog sucks keep it to yourself or reply but expect a "Ballz to You!" as a reply summarizing my total opinion and views expressing your levels of intelligence and common sense :) ... So to summarize my blog " screw the people who judge you!" They are all so insecure about themselves they take it out on little people. I know sometimes it hurts when people tune you but if you quickly reply "Baaaallllssss to you!!" they will be so shocked about what you just said that they will look like idiots and then you can laugh with them and their big heads... haha yeah thats my advice :)

Ray William Johnson

OKay this blog entry will be short and swwet (dont taste ur screen its only a saying)...

Now ray william johnson is a hilarious comedian! I daily lmao at him. So just please do urself a favour and type in by google (the search engine not the banana bread factory) the words "youtube". The click (once not twice) on the top entry. then ul see a bar (not drinking bar but toolbar) called "search", click on it the type in ray william johnson" then just click on any video and laugh.

wednesday 10/08/2011

Today school was useless!

Period 1) Business studies... Mrs Steenkamp reads a single paragraph from the text book then says okay that enough for today.... Didn't learn a single thing...

Period 2-3) Double economics....Mr.Zeelie told us to read through Page 199 in the text book then summarise it. Thats what we did in 2 full periodes.

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Period 4) Math... Mr Vermeulen shows up when there is exactly two minutes left of the period and says he was at the dentist...

Period 5) English....Tried to read "twelfth night"... haha good luck with that in our class...

Period 6) Afrikaans... Mrs Markram told us to prepare for our oral...as if anybody did...

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Period 7) Accounting... Mrs van As marked the homework and told us that she is tired and we got the rest of the period off...

Truly a useless day of school... But those are the fun days right....

Music

Music... a powerful tool!!

Amped!! Chilled... depro...ANGRY.. any mood any time there is a song to go with ur mood...

When i wanna get all amped i listen to electro, lmfao type music...
 If im chilled i listen to jack johnson type music...guitarist music..
when im all depro i listen to bach, mozart, beethoven music...classics
and when im angry i might listen to linkin park...

Now the power that music has over you is astonishing... Especially its ability to control your mood.. If i feel chilled and relaxed andi listen to some jack johnson it makes me feel super chilled... :)

Did you know that there were 3 groups of college students who took part in a IQ test. The first group didnt listen to any music and they had and average of 110... the second group listened to a relaxing tape and they scored an average of 111. the third group listened to mozart and had an average of 118!

It has also been proven that if you listen to bach music when you study your ability to receive and conceive information increases dramatically...


At this moment i am very into oldish music. Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Bob Dylan and so on... I dislike dubstep cause its so repetitive... The only artists i enjoy that still compose music is Dan Patlansky and Black Keys.... I saw the movie Taking Woodstock and i wished i could have been there... 

im a hamster

They say hamster experience cabin fever more than any other animal. Makes sense though. Currently i feel like a little hamster in our house. I have been TRAPPED in hear for the last 5 days! I just wanna go ride skateboard or climb a tree or hammer nails through my hands... yes i believe i have cabin fever...

My symptoms :

Well TV sucks and all the movies are boring...
I can't focus enough to read my book...
Facebook is overrated and i have read everyone's posts...
I can't sit still, super agitated and fidgety...
I am hungry but not really and can't find any food i want...
I listen to music but our sound isn't working so there is no point...
i make coffee and taste it so i through it out...
I can not focus on anything...

I swear if i got a big round wheel to run on i would be running right now... I understand how hamsters feel.. They make so much sense...